Good Morning. You may have stumbled upon this website after seeing a reference in the Riverwest Undercurrents. Or, you found it while wading through the plethora of refuse that lines the inner bowels of the Information Superhighway. Regardless, you've arrived. 

My name is Paul Schwarzkopf and I'm here to get you rich through my eloquent putting together of words.  People often say that poets die alone and broke; I'm here to prove those people wrong, dead and broke wrong.  Maybe you can help me. 

Does your brother-in-law work for a publishing company?  Does your stepfather have a couple grand lying around who he likes to spend on artists who spend all day throwing around bags at the airport?  If so, please click on the link below and read some of my work.  I'm positive you'll find it entertaining and engaging.  Then, after you've been amazed and fallen in love with my poetry, shoot me an e-mail so we can meet up have lunch.  I accept cash or check and am working on getting a Visa/Mastercard SwipeWipe 5000.